berryciesta:

batbcomic:

designerreign:

If Belle never found the castle…

A thousand times reblog

Tale as old as timeOlder than that guyBeauty and Maurice

berryciesta:

batbcomic:

designerreign:

If Belle never found the castle…

A thousand times reblog

Tale as old as time
Older than that guy
Beauty and Maurice

(via starkid-nerdfighter)


daftbread:

enemy of the dogspotting community

(via amishpasta)



A Guide to Terminology as used by Western Males of the Species

thescienceofjohnlock:

societyghost:

Prude - a woman who won’t fuck you

Dyke - a woman who won’t fuck you because you have a penis

Slut - a woman who fucks other people and not you

Tease - a woman who won’t fuck you even though she smiled at you

Feminist - a woman who won’t fuck you because she has, like, thoughts and stuff

Bitch - a woman who treats you the same as you treat women

(via amishpasta)


wolfenguy:

communistbakery:

astronomers got tired after watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours so they decided to call it a day

image

(via asian)


meladoodle:

*walks up to newborn baby* haha fuckin virgin

(via asian)


blackdenimjeans:

I haven’t posted a selfie in a while but I still am very cute just to keep you updated

(via asian)


grrrlfever:

wouldnt it be cool to just like not feel nervous about everything all the time

(via asian)


ed-sheeran-music:

the single lyric “i could do without a tan on my left hand where my fourth finger meets my knuckle” deserves its own grammy 

(via amishpasta)


floodedwithlight:

namelessstreets:

Louis CK nailing it every time.

i love this man.

(via dumbledores-boyfriend)